RA RA RASPUTINA!... KILLER OF THE KGB
Matryona Grigorierna Rasputina loved the jellied heads of Moscovite children her father had the Winter Palace cook prepare. The macula was softer than Bovine Spongiform encephalopathy infected brain tissue, but not so bitter. Her father would clutch the head behind the ears, the only part you could grasp hold of without it slipping out of your hands, and bury his face into the child’s head like a rabid dog. The squelch that the monk made as he sucked out lonely eyes from their sockets always reminded Matryona of happier times.
In her twenties she ended up a night club dancer in Bucharest, then toured Europe and America as a lion tamer. The Daughter Of Famous Mad Monk Whose Feats Astonished Russia And World! - who would later get mauled by a bear in Peru under direct orders from Stalin - stayed with the circus however until it reached Miami Florida, where she quit and began work as a riveter in a shipyard.
Georgie died after eating the Kuhlich that Matryona had baked for Russian Orthodox Easter. Not receiving any of the State Pension she would have been entitled to, had she stayed in Soviet Union, she was forced to work for CIA - as babysitter of weapons and illegal narcotics in return for green card and keeping Interpol and KGB off her back.
The recipe remain classified, but Matryona looked at the copy she had kept. For old time’s sake. She was sentimental like that. Just like her father.